Bank Lady Woman

I am 19 years old and I think it's about time I start thinking about the rest of my life, namely marriage. Now you may be thinking, "Levi, nobody will ever want to look at you. Cuz look at your hair, dumb."
Be that as it may, I will find myself a woman. A godly woman. A woman that knows loves me for who I am. A woman that can probably cook, and clean, and handle money... In other words, a bank lady woman.

You read that right, a bank lady woman.

Now this thought didn't just come out of left field all of the sudden, I admit that I do have some inspiration... bank lady woman inspiration.
You see, I attend Mary Hardin Baylor. Because of this, I frequently attend Wal-Mart(sometimes called "The Prison") in Belton. Because I attend the Wal-Mart(Prison) in Belton so much, I decided that there is no other place on earth that I should trust to handle my financial endeavors. Because of all of this, I am a member of the First Convenience Bank inside the Wal-Mart(Prison). Got it? Good.
Well... it jsut so happens that there is a bank lady woman that works at the First Convenience Bank that might just be MY DESTINY. Why did I capitalize those words? Because I meant it.

You might be thinking, "Levi, this is crazy. Do you even know her name?"
Well, I don't think that matters right now. What matters is that i've found my destiny and her name is "Bank Lady Woman."

What is so enthralling or special about this bank lady woman you may be asking?
Well I'll tell ya.... in list form.

Key assets of The Bank Lady Woman

1. She's formal. She always tells me to have a nice day; and while I don't appreciate being told what to do, it is a kind gesture.

2. She's got a lip ring and 5 colors in her hair.
Not really, but that'd be cool. Actually I think it'd be weird so nevermind.

3. She doesn't seem like she really likes salad like some girls do.
You know how sometimes you just get a really "salady" vibe from a girl? Or you go out with a girl a few times and every time you go to eat she orders like 3 leafs of lettuce then complains about how she's so full when you're really just thinking, "This girl might have a disorder. I should make her a steak smoothie."
You know? Well Bank Lady Woman doesn't seem like a salady girl.

4. She knows how to talk jive.
Pardon my french, but anyone that can talk jive is super sexy.

5. She's not french.

6. She's good with money!
She's actually EXCELLENT with money. Whenever we're married and she comes home from work I can ask her, "Honey, do you have enough money that you can just throw it up in the air and 'make it rain' on me?"
And she will graciously reply, "Yeah baby."
And that's the atmosphere our kids will grow to love.

7. Bankers can do anything because they know everybody.
Just think, if you're married to a banker, you can just ask them about everyone in town and their financial situation. So what if it's rude. Don't judge me.

8. Money suits.

9. There's 8 good things about her.

So that pretty much sums it all up. I am in love with Banker Lady Woman; and soon, she will love Bank in Wal-Mart Frequenter Boy Man. That's me. Maybe that's a little creepy...

By
Levi Seymour